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Weekend sendoff: Stars

Sometimes it seems like the coolest stuff is happening in Atlanta. Just before Dragon*Con in September, which has a Skeptrack of which I’d be stinkin’ jealous if I hadn’t had so much fun at TAM, the Atlanta Skeptics are holding Star Party 2010. From their site:

Please join the Atlanta Skeptics on Thursday, September 2, 2010 for stargazing, food, drinks and conversations with astronomers. We are once again hosting a star party to celebrate the beauty of the universe around us while raising money for a great cause.

Astronomers Pamela Gay and Fraser Cain will be hosting the event, leading guests in exploration of the skies, and discussing what we see. Musician, podcaster and science-lover George Hrab will also be providing entertainment.

This event is in honor of Jeff Medkeff, the Blue Collar Scientist, astronomer, skeptic and friend to many of us. Jeff succumbed to liver cancer in 2008. All proceeds will go toward the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society in Jeff’s name.

If you’d rather listen to the above in the form of a promo by Geo, and who wouldn’t, click here.

And speaking of stars and skepticism, you all know about the Jenny McCarthy Body Count by now, right? Did you know that the guy who runs it, Derek Bartholomaus, is about the nicest guy you’d ever want to meet? (Unless you’re Jenny McCarthy, I guess.) Besides being smart, sweet, and unassuming, he also chipped in a donation to the CFIDS Association of America during my little fundraiser, and earned himself my gratitude in the form of a sonnet.

One day a man was watching on TV
A vapid gal whose name denoted “fluff”
Now acting like she had a Ph.D.
And lo, our hero cried, “Enough’s enough!”

He started a campaign of science facts
To counter someone best known for her porn
And now the face of all that’s anti-vax –
The Body Count of Jenny thus was born.

Now J-Mac’s influence is clearly seen
The sick and dead for lack of common sense
Because this man is anything but mean
But could not bear this awful consequence.

So please, accept vaccines with calm and grace,
Or Derek B. may stab you in the face.

I send you off with a lovely song by the Amateur Scientist in honor of Jenny and her campaign. See you next week, when I’ll be celebrating Newly Nerfed’s first anniversary!

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Help SolveCFS on May 12

Happy May! This month brings with it ME/CFS Awareness Day on the 12th, and so I’m here to do a little cheerleading and fundraising.

In the past I have given the CFIDS Association of America (CAA) a hard time for some of their policies and activities regarding patient outreach. You could be forgiven for writing them off based on my commentary. But if I haven’t in the past, I want to emphasize now that my objections do not extend to their research program. The CAA is not affiliated with the Whittemore-Peterson Institute; obviously they are interested in the XMRV research from there but they have many other areas of research.

For example, last month their SolveCFS program announced a new BioBank. From the site:

The SolveCFS BioBank will collect and store a bank of biological samples (such as blood, buccal tissue, cells and DNA) and clinical information at the Genetic Alliance laboratory facility from individuals with CFS and unaffected individuals aged 10 and older. The samples and information will be used by approved researchers to identify biomarkers, explore the causes of and potential treatments for CFS.

Good stuff! And here’s something even better. A generous donor has contributed $10,000 towards the CAA’s efforts to raise $5 million in research funds this year. And not only that, but this donor has pledged to match all online donations made by May 12, up to a total of a further $10,000. This would be a remarkable $30,000 windfall for SolveCFS and another step closer to finding treatments and solutions for people with ME/CFS.

And now the pitch. If you happen to have an extra $10 or so burning a hole in your pocket, won’t you consider a donation to SolveCFS before May 12, either via the Facebook Cause or directly to SolveCFS? The hackneyed phrase “every little bit helps” truly applies here, since your donation is effectively doubled by the aforementioned donor.

I don’t have much to offer in the way of thank-you gifts, so here is the best I can do. If you donate $25 or more, I will write a personalized sonnet all about you, which I will then post on a future Weekend Sendoff (my usual Friday post). All you have to do is forward your email receipt to me at joey (at) newly-nerfed (dot) net; of course remove any identifying information you please. Especially if we don’t know each other too well, feel free to make a note of anything you’d particularly like mentioned in the poem — hobbies, work, family, etc.

I’m constantly reminded of the impressive innovations made possible by medical research, such as new vaccines, imaging tests, and so forth. I’m optimistic that I might see new tests and even treatments for ME/CFS in my own lifetime. I’m also aware that you are constantly being bombarded with requests for funding this cause or that project, and I apologize for adding to the fray. But if you can find it in your heart and your wallet to bolster my optimism, you will have my eternal gratitude. And maybe a poem!

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A sonnet to skepticism

In skepticism there’s a common test:
How do we know the things we know, and why?
To me this mode of thinking is the best
For I have no desire to live a lie.

Those lights up there — ETs? For real? Old hat
Recycled memories Hollywood installed
The world is far more interesting than that
It’s science, reason, with which I’m enthralled.

I could not bear an unexamined life
Nor stagger through it blinded by belief
For though the questions asked may rile up strife
The beauty of the truth is worth the grief.

There’s magic in the universe, but real
And teasing out those secrets, the ideal.

Cassiopeia A, from the Chandra X-Ray Observatory (NASA/CXC/SAO)

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