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The floss is willing

I’ve restarted another hobby, which is great because I need more things to spend time and money on. Okay, without the sarcasm this time, it is great, because I tried to restart it a year or two ago, and it didn’t quite catch. This time, it’s finally gotten me in its grasp. No, it’s not the gun thing; it’s cross-stitch.

I started up in high school, and never went beyond those really small, really easy kits. A couple of years ago, I decided I wanted to take it up again, to have something to do while listening to podcasts or contemplating what to wear to the next Illuminati meet-and-greet. The only piece I completed at that time was this (NSFW language), which was a lot of fun to make. Then things rolled downhill for a while and I stopped right in the middle of a gift for my mother (NSFW), now complete. (What? I’m in the middle of this one [NSFW] for my dad. Where do you think I got my foul mouth in the first place?)

Now, however, I’ve got that stitching mojo. Even better, I have a bunch of supplies, and if there’s anything that motivates me, it’s organizing a whole bunch of art supplies. How I love art supplies. The problem is I can’t do anything with most of them. I’ve never been very good with the visual arts, except photography. Some people just can’t draw. No, really: I got a C+ in Intro to Drawing in high school.

But those jewel-colored, silky smooth skeins of embroidery floss now call to me with special meaning. “You can use us,” they purr. “You know what to do to us. And you know you want to do it.” I’ll admit to getting perhaps more than my share, but there’s just nothing like working a piece of floss all night long.

Oh baby, I'm gonna give you thread so good your eyes will pop.

Something I love about cross-stitching is that when I’m using someone else’s design, it’s a collaboration between me and the artist. That person designed the art in a way that I don’t have the skill to do, and then I bring it to fruition, either exactly as designed or with my own spin on it. Crossword puzzles have similarly been described as a contest between the writer and the solver…and it’s also been said that cross-stitching attracts people who like to do puzzles.

When I first relapsed into my cross-stitch habit, I thought it was a good activity for someone who’s in bed for a lot of the time. But I was dismayed at how much mental exertion it required, which for people with CFS can be just as or almost as exhausting as physical energy. I had to pay close attention, and it was tiring, and I wished I’d taken up knitting instead, so I could just stitch and stitch away while watching TV.

I thought this was a limitation, but I didn’t recognize it for what it was…just plain incompetence. Nota bene: this is a subtle yet important distinction, but extremely difficult to make except in hindsight. Starting all over again this time, I kept with the amusingly NSFW projects and found — no seriously, you’ll never guess. I found that the more I did it, the less difficult it became! What a concept!

So now I’m armed with an array of supplies in one hand, a long queue of upcoming projects in the other hand, and time on both of them, as well as a real desire to improve and learn more about the craft. You can always check out my Flickr photostream (NSF…oh you know by now) to see what other offensive or even benign goodies I’m working on.

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Why I didn’t blog this week

I was busy working on this.

fuckCFS

Custom pattern by subversive cross stitch and altered slightly by me. I’m thinking a rustic white or natural wood frame.

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Weekend sendoff

Thanks to everyone who is visiting, whether you’re posting or not. I’ve gotten nice messages about the blog from people who then apologize for not writing comments on it. Don’t worry about it, all right? Don’t be concerned at all about your zero points in my blog DKP system. Yes, the commenters will get the best loot first; that’s just what happens when you choose not to be a hardcore rai–uh, reader.

Seriously, I’m glad you’re here and if you let me know you’re enjoying it, publicly or privately, that’s just icing on the meringue. Or on the merengue, which can get messy and I don’t recommend it.

Two cool things to report. I received a kind Skepchick namecheck from Amanda about Monday’s post, and I hope I can entice any new readers from that link to stick around. I’ll be writing more about chronic illness, skepticism, and pseudoscience for sure. Thanks to Desiree‘s interest in my pitch, I’ll also be talking about that post on the Skeptically Speaking podcast’s “Speaking Up” segment (super sibilant!), which will tape October 30 and be available for me to listen to all red-faced with a pillow over my head a few days later. Some of you are laughing about me agreeing to be on a podcast. I know who you are. Stop it.

Who fudged with my gosh-darn EQ settings?

Where's the EQ on this thing?

I took up cross-stitch this week to accompany my growing addiction for podcasts. I did a little in high school but I have more time and patience to do cooler stuff now. When I suggested to Paul that I could hang out while he watches one of his terrible horror movies and just work on my stitching, he said it was like we’re an old couple now, sitting in front of the TV, me with my knitting and him with his paper. Meanwhile, the image I get as I’m stitching away while laughing my ass off at SModcast is an updated version of the woman sitting next to the wireless with her sewing. It’s old-fashioned and high-tech at the same time, and I’m really enjoying it. I may even learn to knit, which if I did believe in heaven I know my Grandma would be laughing her ass off at that. (As a kid, my level of fail in that arena was relatively spectacular despite her excellent efforts to teach me.)

Have a safe and delicious Labor Day weekend. I’ll post on Tuesday with my review of three paid iPhone apps that I recommend for anyone, but that I think have certain value for CFSers and the like. I may keep doing a post on Fridaya where I can get a little more informal all up in here. (Should I not say “all up in here?” All right.) I send you off with a NSFW — naughty language — blooper reel from My Man Godfrey.

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